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Eat Demotivational Poster


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.


TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


HEY HONEY - I think the cat is in heat again ...


TAGS: honey cat in heat again
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 7:58 pm

You're on a roll toinight, Mr. B!! Epic ones!~


ARGUING ON THE INTERNET -


TAGS: bra on teats on bull
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 10:11 pm
Not on the net it doesn't.
towercam - March 17, 2011, 5:37 pm
Here, we disagree. Argument has value. Boobs on a bull doesn't. People learn things through argument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:05 pm
They're all Moooo posters....I'm just Amsome that way.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
Alansmithee has the best Avatar ever!
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:19 pm

awesome...how long do i have to wait before i steal the pic for a mooootifake?
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
That doesn't mean he hasn't though, and "could have" been a Moo+ poster? I thought it was. 5L
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:29 pm
I know Moo IRL pzy. And NO.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:24 pm
would you really want to see moo+ in a bra?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:06 pm
Would have made a great Moo+ poster, but still 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 8:04 pm
ROR! 5L


HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm
being shot by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm
Absolutely cool!


IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


FEED ME - Or I eat the little one




PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by daveprime

forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am
LMAO


I STILL PLAY WITH DOLLS - What's so weird about that?




THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by malVs

BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?




DEATH -


TAGS: death usmc oorah
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:44 pm
sorry, a little biased.. know a couple of firemen. Yes, they do get into tough situations and are brave. Not the two I know, but in general
Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:25 pm
during their donut runs to Safeway every morning? Firemen don't dodge live ammo
Skulrath - October 1, 2012, 1:04 pm
No offense to the Marines, but I personally think that your local Fire Department is just a tiny bit more badass.
Swampdady - July 11, 2012, 7:36 pm
Haha and Corpsmen kick him in the balls
GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 5:50 pm
Heh Heh Heh. ...and stare the cowardly bastard right in the eye. 5 Eagle, Globe and Anchors.


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk butterfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
JUST. FUCKING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


CREATIVE PARENTING - It's a guy thing...




MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by house

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


NECROPHAGIST -




MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!


TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by nancym911

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


LIFE -


TAGS: game death cards think again
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:21 pm
Golden! shared on fb
gas - December 8, 2011, 12:21 pm
..keep picking card5
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 10:26 am
There should be a heavy metal song about this m/om/


STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat


TAGS: weather texas heat
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:30 am
actualy it's hotter in Oklahoma texas usualy stays around the 90-100 range durring summer unlike oklahoma where it's in the 100-110 range durring summer. but 5L anywhay i'm from Tx if you haven't figured out from my post yet
TwistedNinjaPirate - April 1, 2012, 2:57 pm
Game over man!


THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.


TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.


MEMENTO -


TAGS: death eye life butterfly skull
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 2, 2012, 8:52 pm
thanks guys
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:40 pm
Nice one gas. 5L
forseti - August 2, 2012, 1:34 am
Great! 5L
gas - August 1, 2012, 10:31 am
ahaha.. "fact 99: buy permanent marker" xD. thanks for the comment Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:57 am
Creepy nice, gas….ugh, the movie…kept going ‘What?’…then I started writing stuff on my arm….


YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.


TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.




HONESTLY - How Can You ?


TAGS: poo honest honestly eat cartoon poop love
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by MustyK

elixiri - August 2, 2011, 12:13 pm
This is the very first motifake I read a few months back and start camping here for a while now.


RYUK - eye can haz apple?!




SAMMICHES - BARBIES REVENGE -




ECOLOGY -




'MERICA - Hells Yeah! Sure Im going to die eating this, but WANT


TAGS: death die food merica hell
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:22 am
Goes great with deep-fried Snickers!
ratfink95 - March 4, 2013, 10:15 pm
Its the stick that causes the problem!
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:27 pm
Would you like a heart attack with that?
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:04 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please .


SAVE THE VEGETABLES -




IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget


TAGS: systembolaget in sweden death metal nominon
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Hook

patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hey, Bluedick! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to fuck up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a fucking Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a shitload of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am
All hail the might of Systembolaget.


1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


INSOMNIA - Sleep is overrated. It's like practicing death


TAGS: death sleep
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Sound

forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:48 am
Sound, your pic is very nice and fits very well! I don't think the coffin picture would be better!
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:58 pm
5 temazepam. If it does not put you to sleep you will not care.
Sound - September 22, 2010, 6:13 pm
I wanted someone in a coffin with their eyes open but couldn't find one i liked
forseti - September 22, 2010, 5:16 pm
it's probably hard to find a better pic after being up for some days ;)
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:52 pm
5Ls, The Pic Sorta Creeps Me Out..
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:46 pm
I love it, could have found a better pic maybe but still i love it. 5L


I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.




CUSTOMER SERVICE -




I Sat In The Dark And Thought -


TAGS: apocalypse life death fate destiny
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

vindicator - September 15, 2014, 10:42 pm
Like ordering nothing but appetizers and no entree
Greybeard - August 30, 2014, 11:50 pm
Thank you Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:46 pm
Wow...5L "nail on the head" this one is!


ANGEL OF DEATH -


TAGS: angel death grim
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

Widow9669 - January 27, 2011, 10:14 pm
looks so much like tyreal from diablo 2. just give it some much larger glowy blue wings and a more kick-ass sword.
Shaq123 - January 27, 2011, 7:08 am
Not Really. Just A Poetry Freak. XD
Peso - January 26, 2011, 11:01 pm
That's pretty creepy Shaq. Are you having dreams about taking out the humans?
Shaq123 - January 26, 2011, 5:05 pm
Yup
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:36 am

is the text original shaq?
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:18 am
This is good, really good.


DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.




LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am
Nicely done RL.


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


STEP ASIDE -


TAGS: death beiber twilight shootem up
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 1:44 pm
Stop by the Jonas Brothers concert on your way back home. 5L
RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5


TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


A NAGGING WIFE - Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.




IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !




CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary


TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


5-3? YOU SERIOUS? - I'm on!! Look out below you maple lickers!! Naaaanngaaasssaaaaaa!!!


TAGS: us hockey beats canada when sumo s fly
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by MO

MO - February 23, 2010, 11:39 am
Damn! I still can't seem to break into the left lane. Thought this one was gonna do it. Meh. I'm hoping it was just our 'nucks that 1Led it.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 10:54 pm
bah! the hits just keep coming
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 10:42 pm
Or upstream, dammit.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
Jumping upstram, like the salmon of Capistrano?
Cubbybear - February 22, 2010, 10:39 pm
The day I see a Samoan on skis is the day I....5/5
phydeaux - February 22, 2010, 10:14 pm
ZOMG MO!!! OUT FREAKING STANDING! 5L!
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:46 pm
That's thanks in mexican....
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:45 pm
Domo arrigato dudes!
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 9:23 pm
Mo shoots, he SCORES!!!
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:13 pm
Love it MO...5 sumo skiing Poodles
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:07 pm
Naa the 5-3 stands out beautifully
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:04 pm
Thanks Grey! Damn hard to read with the blue text though.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:49 pm
Mo FTW!! 5L


BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...




HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.


TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by MustyK

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.




ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE -


TAGS: beatles come together
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:36 am
Allen Klein was a Sith lord.


MMMMM - Nom..Nom..Nom..Nom


TAGS: nom mmm snake eat self
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LD0ne - September 9, 2009, 10:19 am
LOL THATS one hungry snake
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:00 pm
INFINITY! :D


DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.


TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am
Where can I get some?


Pow! -


TAGS: the count edward beatdown twilight
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

faqo - December 10, 2015, 10:03 pm
REALLY sayin that edward is super strong and the count is controled by a human hand i mean its unreal edward would break not only the hand but the human to
faqo - December 2, 2015, 11:53 pm
SHUT UP!!!!!! (i haz a crush on edward)
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:05 pm
When a purple muppet does a better job of being a vampire than your OC...it's time to rethink your life.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm
vampires should only sparkle when they're on fire.
bigsouthfork - May 2, 2013, 11:03 pm
Take that you sparking bastard!


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS - Death smiles at everyone. Marines smile back.


TAGS: death marines okami
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by okami

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:40 am
this automatically gets 1000 Lions . *shout outs to ALL MARINES /military in here*
okami - November 23, 2009, 4:38 pm
domo. . .thanks. . .
Mark - November 10, 2009, 11:53 pm
Happy Birthday to the Marine Corps!
WTFO - November 10, 2009, 11:48 pm
Here's one we can agree on Zed.
Zed - November 10, 2009, 11:00 pm
Okami, this rocks. 5 lions, straight up.
WTFO - November 10, 2009, 8:42 pm
Out-f'ing-standing
ICEMAN - November 10, 2009, 4:27 pm
Ooooh rahhh!!!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:09 pm
semper fi


EPIC FAIL - Because you fail so bad, even the paper clip is laughing at you




IF NOBODY SEES YOU EAT IT - Does it have any calories ?


TAGS: nobody sees eat have calories
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - June 28, 2012, 8:48 am
Wow, You Could Eat That All Week.
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:24 am
Its a little old... 5till ... I like the 5 layers... or is it more?...


DON'T YOU KNOW -


TAGS: revolution beatles
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:13 pm
"The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots "
Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 12:39 pm
I'm so glad to know that this is where our tax dollars are going to.
EricTheRed - July 14, 2011, 12:43 pm
You know he might have been onto something there. He was known to have one or two good ideas
Derek - July 14, 2011, 1:06 am
Thomas Jefferson thought there needed to be one every generation.


SAVE A COW -


TAGS: eat a vegetarian
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

SA4KE - June 8, 2012, 8:18 pm
I'm hungry.........wait a minute, this cow IS a vegetarian.
ipaprime - June 4, 2012, 4:46 am
people its whats for diner


ABSENCE -


TAGS: away alone breath
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sho

jonny5 - November 2, 2012, 7:19 am
Hey! Looks like one house on the Jersey shore survived Hurricane Sandy
spacedog - August 18, 2012, 7:21 pm
Really like this Sho. 5L


~ HOT WEATHER ~ - "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." ~ Jane Austen ~




BREAKING NEWS - Obi-Wan Kenobi dead Darth Vader Says.


TAGS: obi wan kenobi death darth vader
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

WTFO - May 13, 2011, 1:52 am
Excellent.
Greeny - May 12, 2011, 9:17 pm
That's funny!
Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:11 pm
I'll believe it WHEN I see the death certificate -- or a pic of his empty hoodie crumpled on the deck of a deathstar. Whichever.
voodoo3535 - May 12, 2011, 6:41 pm
Simply awesome. Damn Funny.


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by timmey

mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization


TAGS: god atheism atheist religion funny humor great
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:13 pm
The reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exagerated. BTW, Aggy thanks for laying out the facts on atheism.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:55 pm
Really now? I'll be. In that case... walk away, check... this ain't gonna happen.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
i thought WTFO was unbanned
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hes unbanned, just hasnt been seen yet
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Thank you for your time. Enjoy the site.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Check yourself... where do I start? You are defining agnostic. Atheism is, in fact, the belief in the nonexistence of any deities (which would include God). Secondly, WTFO does not exist on this site anymore... so, replying to a May posting won't help.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 5:43 pm
WTFO I hate to break this to you, but you are the ignorant here. Atheism is lack of belief in god. It's not claiming to know there is no god. There's a big difference.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 11:29 pm
Right, Islam. Or were you talking about the US?
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 5:04 pm
Agreed, but one specific religion is allowed to control a LOT of censorship and government still. That is a hard fact.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
the answer is stupid. Freedom of religion (or lack there of) should be respected, period!
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
Overzealous atheists to me are just as ignorant as overzealous religious people. Everybody has the right to believe whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt others. Nobody will absolutely know the truth until they die so aggressively stating you know
Hughe Jorgan - May 31, 2009, 5:53 am
Atheists Rule!
Canuck - May 27, 2009, 12:38 am
In the same way that blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Sigh - April 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Atheist: Cleaning up behind Messiamessys since the dawn of Time
firefly - April 21, 2009, 7:47 pm
Quote "I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!" Only because fences are usually 6 foot high.
savanna - April 20, 2009, 11:39 pm
lol that's soo true
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!
gggggg - April 6, 2009, 3:47 pm
We are all assholes, regardless.


YOUR CHEATING HEART -


TAGS: cheaters repeat
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 29, 2012, 10:03 pm
If you maryy, your old position (lover) will become vacant, and a new hottie wiull be acquired.
Zetmonk - March 6, 2012, 5:09 am
Yes, it IS that simple. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2012, 11:10 pm
It's amazing how people can delude themselves. 5
Iconoclast - March 5, 2012, 7:09 pm
"But I'm different. She really loves me." Great poster. 5L
mariand - March 5, 2012, 4:53 pm
I found this very true... and I'm sure there are only a few people who realy care about this reality before it happens.


TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.65/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm

Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


LETTER TO SANTA -


TAGS: christmas santa rudolph warning threat
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 12:57 am
clever & funny 5L
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
HA! bad ass!
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:35 pm
No problem... just DONT start TALKING LIKE this..OKAY!!!??? LOL
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:33 pm
Wow! Ty! 5 hugs your way, all!
motinet - December 16, 2010, 10:18 pm

Shes gonna make the hall of fame on her SECOND try... damn!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:48 pm
Nice one.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:20 am
lol
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:14 am

why can't all new contributpors be this good. solid 5.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:28 am
or 5 lumps of coal
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Love it 5 naughty marks!


ALCOHOL - Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad


TAGS: alcohol great story
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 3:08 pm
Fictionalised version: He look some coke and sum hot chicks saw
Unstablecow10 - December 3, 2011, 2:39 am
He look some coke.. oh and um hot chicks right i saw them first


VEGANS SAY MEAT IS MURDER - I say, "Touch my steak and I'll stab ye in the eye with a fork."


TAGS: vegan meat murder
Rating: 4.03/5

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Carmelita - June 5, 2013, 7:17 pm
How would you like to be tortured in a factory farm? You my friend, have no idea of how it is to suffer. You only think of what pleases your taste buds. That's very sad.
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:25 pm
I say: "I didn't know I'd left any witnesses alive"


SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!




DARN... - No Death Star funding this year.


TAGS: death star
Rating: 4.43/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:45 pm
Smartest thing to come out of the white house in 5 years.
PapaFox - January 15, 2013, 9:25 am
At least somebody there had a sense of humor. :)
falloutghoul - January 15, 2013, 8:52 am
This is an epic White House response.
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 9:58 pm
Darn, who is working hard to reduce the deficit?


YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MustyK

shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out shotgun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey shit my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


1915 -




PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments




FUTILE -


TAGS: death watches chair night
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

gas - December 17, 2011, 11:48 am
ok thanks ;) it didn't seem to be well-known
Reality Lord - December 17, 2011, 10:25 am

future reference...you might want to quote the source.
LiquidAngel - December 17, 2011, 8:59 am
No it wasn't me. I found this while searching for some books a friend recommended me. The book it's from is called dark side of the moon by Sherrilyn Kenyon
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:45 am
is that yours LA? a search on google brings me to a novel someone's writing (I wondered if it was you)


THAT'S NO MOON -




AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


EVOLUTION - We Have the Fossils We Win


TAGS: evolution fossils tiktaalik creationism
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Bay of Fundie

Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:13 pm
"We" is anyone who sees evolution as the way we came about. Be it by a total lack of divine intent, or as God's way of making us all -- but not LogicDude, it'd be unfair to God to blame Him for that.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 10:09 pm
Evolution and religion don't have to be separate, but it satisfies Occam's razor so much better. :-)
LOLOLOL - August 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
Evolution and religion don't HAVE to be seperate, maybe thats how other, more sophisticated creatures (like us) were made... and also stfu im not an Old testiment fanatic i'm just saying what I think of this motifake after all thats what commenting is! :)
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:12 pm
I didn't know you cared.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:44 am
Thanks mooooooo...hey ummmm, you aren't doing anything Friday night are you? Do you have a personal profile I can view on MooseSpace.com? Maybe we could hook up or something, you know, just watch a movie, maybe slip a roofie in your drink or something...?
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:36 am
Of course.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:07 am
Thanks Logicdude. For supporting the funny. I may not always agree with you but some of your stuff is fucking hilarious.
agdaniele - April 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Perhaps the other dating site... familywatchdog.us
Cubbybear - April 27, 2009, 1:18 pm
The only thing left LogicDude, is a Muslim Dating site or Asian picture bride...Your pick
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 12:24 pm
I know...but I already tried eHarmony and had no luck there either!
HtD - April 27, 2009, 12:00 pm
LD, carbon dating is not the only method used to date a fossil.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 11:50 am
That Timmy fella just seems desperate for attention.
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:31 am
when idiots attack other's posters out of the blue because their life sucks, which is a prime Timmy motivator. Granted, some of my own comments may "seem" to be that way, but if they are they are rarely meant to be taken that way. Except to Sean. Bye!
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:29 am
Personally I'm with Canuck (other posts) and am here for the Funny. I'm not a Biblical Scholar or Scientist. But I do really dislike that Timmy guy....which causes great moral conflict...what with me being a Christian and all. I just can't stand it when
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:26 am
...prove that God doesn't exist. Like we were all created from some kind of universal sneeze instead. The carbon dating thing is this: if it thinks batteries are 100+ years old and can't tell how old a clam shell is, why should I believe it's accuracy?
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:25 am
I don't try to force my religious beliefs on anyone - simply can't be and shouldn't be done. Do that and you're branded a nutbag (or Taliban, oooooh!). I just find it amusing at times that atheists, who shouldn't care, spend a LOT of time trying to ...
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:48 pm
who have different beliefs. Christians have been forcing those beliefs on others since roman times. The planet is the closest thing we have to a god and look how we treat it.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
Feelin left out so i just wanted to pont out that just because a cult gets really really popular does not make it any less of a cult! The bible has been re-written so many times that any valuable message was lost years ago. God is an excuse to hate others
Sean - April 26, 2009, 7:15 pm
I have a Pirate Fish on the back of my car. (The six by fourish inched silver dealie.) Those bastards better not trifle with the FSM. It would be aboot time somone handed them their arses if they did. Gotta go. Bye.
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
make petty comments or throw insults at peoples core beliefs just because I don't agree. I know how I would feel is someone made rude comments aboot my beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Oh don't get me wrong Sean. I can be extremely insensitive at times. I just find that when the topic is religion it is best to state how I feel with careful wording. I find that Religious people can have very strong beliefs. And I think it is wrong to
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:43 pm
But here at Motifake, we are nothing if not sensitive (I couldn't even keep a straight face as I typed that). Take it easy, man.
moooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
My statement wasn't really directed at LD. I was just speaking my mind on the topic. like I said I did not intend to insult anyone.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:29 pm
RON's poster seems to explain and reconcile evolutionary theory and the creation narrative in the Bible.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:28 pm
let's just say that it's painfull to watch him try to trade insults with LD. And while me and LD seem to be on different sides of the Grand Canyon on this issue, I have not doubt he could bean me with a lemon from there. Anyway, this is Motifake and ...
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:26 pm
Hey, moooooooooooooooo, there was a time even, quite recenlty when I would have said what you said in more or less the same words, but now LD scares me. Sure he's smart and even tempered, but DON'T make him mad. There's this guy named Timmy ... well ...
moooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:17 pm
from either side. I don't want to insult anyone but but I think that using the bible to back your argument is kinda silly. It's just fiction. that should be obvious to any logical person.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:14 pm
I can't seem to find any evidence that carbon dating has been disproved (disproven isn't a word) Only studies that show that some things (like mollusk shells) when dated can show anomalous results. I know that there is controversy but nothing concrete
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
The Bible doesn't specifically mention many of the animals today - no mention of apes anywhere - so why would dinosaurs NOT being mentioned mean anything? LOL at your date comment though! I think some of mine were made from lead and marshmallow fluff.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:47 pm
Almost 60 percent of my dates have been carbon-based.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:45 pm
Millions, billions... whatever... it also is clear that the fossilization and composition is older than the good book's 10,000 year estimation. And as soon as they find the lost part of the bible that mentions any dinosaurs, I'll pay closer attention.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 3:32 pm
But if they weren't here millions of years ago, where were they? *snickers*
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Since "carbon dating" has been disproven over and over, who really knows how long anything has been around? No scientist I know of has been able to produce SOLID, UNDISPUTABLE evidence that indicates dinosaurs were here "millions" of years ago...
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 12:51 pm
God put fossils on earth to expose religious fanatics who can't think for themselves. And it worked like a charm.
Hector - April 26, 2009, 12:48 pm
"God put [dinosaur fossils] here to test our faith!"... I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. Does that bother anybody else, the idea that God might be fucking with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge." Bill Hicks
HAHA - April 7, 2009, 9:45 pm
Stupid.
Porcelina - February 26, 2009, 11:02 pm
...I miss that clobber button, now. This poster is so stupid
None - February 26, 2009, 11:01 pm
Spam
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Believe**
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Actually, I believ in both, I just like controversy :)
mr guy - February 26, 2009, 5:09 pm
ummm... yea there IS trans-species fossils and most major religions are okay with people believing in evolultion
dude - February 25, 2009, 6:33 pm
Too bad that there are no trans species fossils. Also, too bad that carbon dating, used to date fossils, says that snickers bars are 100 years old. FAIL.
Claire - February 25, 2009, 6:10 pm
Depends, what would you think of someone who claimed God talked to them? Not to mention that the Bible was edited a long time ago, we don't know what was added and taken out.
Hector - February 25, 2009, 3:02 pm
Here's to all the people who can't or won't think for themselves. They won't be "swayed by facts in the face of a higher truth".
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

drug...not drun.
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

jewish zombie? why does the zombie have to be drun into this debate? Also, he is no longer jewish, he has evolved into a higher being yet to be named. Check back in 4000 years
Nero - February 24, 2009, 7:31 pm
Or that a jewish zombie was sent from the big invisible man in the sky to "save" us.
Claire - February 24, 2009, 7:20 pm
Or like a book written 2,000 years ago is completely accurate.
ristar - February 24, 2009, 6:00 pm
You have no more proof than we do. Just because you have fossils doesn't mean that intelligent design didn't take place. That's like saying a cap of water on a table must have been filled by rain.
Moar - February 24, 2009, 2:09 pm
Claire has a point
Claire - February 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
Yes.
LogicDude - February 18, 2009, 7:02 pm
Says who? Did someone write a National Geographic article on it 400 million years ago and that's how we know?
Toussaint - February 18, 2009, 5:39 pm
It's the Tikaalik fish from the Devonian period, about 400 million yrs ago.
Cubbybear - February 18, 2009, 3:48 pm
It looks like Battlestar Galactia
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 2:32 pm
Nero had good response there...but he's absolutely correct. As for Sean, my favorite flavor is on poster 38373!
Sean - February 17, 2009, 2:23 pm
Oh, c'mon. Everybody knows that Satan put them there so as to lead the weak of faith astray. P.s.: doritos ... LogicDude operates mostly on doritos.
Nero - February 17, 2009, 1:48 pm
Irony: A guy named LogicDude who operates on faith rather than logic.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 1:22 pm
You have fossils of Gods creations. So what did you win?


AWESOME - Are you?


TAGS: meat soyfucker carnivore vegan
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by gabrielzanchi

Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:16 pm
May I recommend posters: 66651 & 71206
Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
I sure am. http://www.motifake.com/comments/61676
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
I sure the fvck think so! This poster is not tho, 1L. Slow down and think about it. Also look around to see if the pic has been used before and how it was used.


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


INFIDELITY -


TAGS: girl gun field cheater
Rating: 3.69/5

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The Goat - February 5, 2010, 7:00 pm
you 'coming out' is probably why she got the gun in the first place!


SAFE WEATHER -


TAGS: safe weather sea ships
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nerevski

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:38 pm
What's better is when they say "It will safely hit Cuba instead of mainland USA!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:52 am
I honestly despise these meteorologists, they're so full of it. Many people disagree on so much; but as much as we agree on our hatred for Twilight, equally so for these weathermen who know as much as your average 5L year old.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 10:29 pm
Well then, make more. Please. My son is a commercial fisherman. Lotsa pics like this. Fair winds, mate.
nerevski - March 6, 2014, 10:27 am
Thanks. It was a team effort brewing around my ship for a while.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 9:01 pm
Good first poster


Enlightenment -


TAGS: light heat icbm reagan quote
Rating: 4.8/5

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beastmaster - September 9, 2014, 7:57 pm
"Civilization is nothing else but the attempt to reduce force to being the last resort." -- José Ortega y Gasset (1883-1955)
maoworks2 - September 6, 2014, 8:12 am
Nuke-em Till They Glow.


INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


BEATLE•ISM -


TAGS: beatles mindfucks
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by ronsart

jig - January 31, 2012, 3:45 pm
Thought my room wasn't big enough. Well, it is !!
Screamin Daemon - December 15, 2009, 9:29 am
Now this is some F'd up S... How does it work? I stared at the enlarged picture till my eyes hurt.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:44 am
Fucking Cool as Shit!
Sarah B - June 11, 2009, 4:34 pm
OMG, I want a print.. how can I get one? Amazing! I have goosebumps!
Sean. - February 12, 2009, 5:05 pm
Can I get one of Ringo? Now he WAS the Beatles.
Tuckerr - February 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
owww my eyes :'(
rerun - February 4, 2009, 7:49 pm
This is fantastic. I would buy a print of this....


FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.


TAGS: sniper cheating dating
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:50 am
Honey, does this .50 caliber sniper rifle make me look fat?
Bardon - October 15, 2010, 4:26 am
Did you mean "Faithfulness" or am I missing something - which I gladly concede may well be the case.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
how do i bost the contrast? (sorry, but i'm pretty new to this)
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:48 pm
I'll give it a 4 on the caption. If you run, you just die tired.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:43 pm

if you can't find a better pic try bumping the contrast up a bit....but only if its like a really killer pic.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 6:40 pm
son of a bi- .... it didn't look pixeleated in the preveiw... sorry.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
I tried to tell you to find a better pic but instead you just found another pixelated one. 3L is the best you will get for this


ANDY ROONEY COMMENTS -




ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER - USED to laugh and call him names


TAGS: rudolph death note
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by MightyAtom83

Krissie - December 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
5L
lightquake - December 16, 2009, 4:16 pm
Epic.


GOOD MOTHERS - Let us lick the beater. Great Mothers turned them off first.


TAGS: mom lick beater
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:25 am
The REALLY great ones knew ho to remove the beaters... And DID IT!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:45 pm
Tongue twister unplugged?
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:29 pm
5 filleted tongues.


HEAVEN'S LIGHT - TELL ME HOW SOMETHING THIS BEAUTIFUL IS ALL ACCIDENTAL.


TAGS: god heaven creation spirituality supernatural
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by acegik

Vinxman - December 29, 2012, 4:57 pm
The more pollution, the more colorful the sunset. God is pro-pollution. *The more you know.*
MissPriss - December 29, 2012, 2:51 pm
No matter who or what did it, it was created. And in my eye, I judge it beautiful. 5L
PapaFox - December 29, 2012, 12:29 pm
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Nature is not inherently beautiful, it is we who judge if it is beautiful.
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 12:13 pm
So, you've decided this view is "beautiful"? Would you still think so if it happened in an instant and was followed by a mushroom shaped cloud?
Sho - December 29, 2012, 12:10 pm
Electricity was 'discovered' by accident
robbidos - December 29, 2012, 12:03 pm
accident implies someone was trying to do something
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2012, 10:54 am
You should also submit this to Religfake
Kstoker - December 29, 2012, 10:42 am
It's all accidental


IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




LIVE YOUR LIFE -


TAGS: princess bride life death
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:17 am
Too true.
Airman - August 9, 2011, 7:02 pm
glad it touched a nerve
GySgt1811 - August 9, 2011, 12:48 pm
Wonderful. 45 years this Saturday. Panel 5 is the saddest choice; panel 6 -We've won!
Greeny - August 9, 2011, 6:58 am
Who can look at thi5 and not FEEL it?
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 3:02 am
Frackin' am5ome!


IT'S HOT OUT THERE -


TAGS: us heat wave coping
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

mumbles181 - August 23, 2011, 8:09 pm
It's not an official heat wave till someone asks, on facebook, "Is it hot enough yet?"
Budog - July 21, 2011, 10:21 pm
Does beer count as fluids? Think about it, fluids and a liquid sandwich all in one!


SADNESS CAN'T BE FUNNY -


TAGS: sorrow army tears death loss
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:45 pm
If the war was about oil, than petrol would be a dollar a gallon.
Sho - March 3, 2012, 9:22 am
A war on their land for their oil?
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:34 pm
well it can't be serious, everyone knows it was about oil, right ?
SJagMP - January 25, 2012, 5:07 pm
is that a serious question?
Sho - January 24, 2012, 3:01 pm
What was the war about again?


DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.


TAGS: death time dark die funny grim reaper
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by EssenceOfJester

agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 10:11 am
LOL
Bartimaeus - June 19, 2010, 7:29 am
Read your Old Testament! No body died until the good Lord caused the Great Flood in 1842.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am
Red Death? By EA Poe? Death has been around longer. At least 2 months more.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:18 am
Get your dates right.


THREATS -


TAGS: threats one lion stupid people who make tunnels
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:33 pm
Fuck it, I'm tunnelling this :)
Y0yo - June 10, 2009, 3:45 pm
Why am I so tempted to tunnel this now =(
Mark - April 3, 2009, 3:10 pm
Pure Genius Ron. Five fabulous furrowing felines for you.


REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: sammich eats you rerun
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by rerun

irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:34 pm
i should do that to my future kids
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:50 pm
That's what ya get for asking for a fucking sammich! lol still made me laugh 5!
rerun - January 9, 2011, 2:35 pm

they don't have sammichs in Soviet Russia.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 1:09 pm

....what ....no "in soviet russia....." joke?


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